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i live in america and i need to get viagra or cialis without pre ion how can i buy ?or how can i get ? i don't need to see a urologist i need to buy it like advil or other medicines that doesn't need pre ion

JS replied: "The best and safest way is to get a pre ion from your doctor and get it from your local pharmacy. Especially if you are a first time user as these meds can have side effects. You can also try to order viagra online, the only problem with buying viagra online is that there are so many sh..ty places all over the net that you can easily get lost and get ripped in the end. you must be very careful if you choose to order meds over the net. a good source for ed meds like viagra cialis levitra is menssexpills.com . It is an online community of viagra cialis and levitra users, the site also has got price comparison of cheapest and trusted online pharmacies."

Happy replied: "If your doc has verified that this med is really safe for you you can save some money if you order meds online, just check the pharmacies very careful before you buy anything. Here are some tips from my experience with online drugstores. One thing I know for sure - do not buy anything from a pharmacy that sends spam emails, I know a few guys who been ripped that way, including myself. Also avoid pharmacies that have got well known SCAM products on their product lists (like penis/breast enlargement pills, viagra for women and other questionable "products") It is a very big chance that their pre ion meds are also fake. When you have found something that looks like a good and trusted pharmacy, check if the pharmacy has got a live support chat or a support phone number. If you have any doubts I suggest to contact the support staff before placing any orders, because if your shipping will be delayed or if there will be any other problems, it is better you have already tested the quality of support they can provide. Also ask the support what are their shipping and refund policies. probably is one of the cheapest sites online. Have ordered a couple times, the meds work ok, just as the ones I can get at Wal Mart. It is from the UK and I feel much better ordering from a British pharmacy than a pharmacy from India or Mexico. Of course If I were taking a life saving chemical (heart medication, as example) I would want the branded product from my local pharmacy. If it is not life saving get the generic and save 50% or more."

viagra (made me titter)? In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them!

full_tilt_boogie replied: "this is F'n hilarous! you rock!"

lukescornershop replied: "bit long"

B-Money replied: "Ha ha ha...."

fiona_webby replied: "lol, you've just cheered my office up so thanks"

leighdevaney replied: "pmsl!"

melly1023 replied: "OMG that is hilarious (all except for the research money thats sad) thanks for the joke im coping and pasting it and sending it to everyone in my email address book"

sunshine replied: "I missed the question"

jason h replied: "Who knows"

quita_poo replied: "That was funny!"

Tara replied: "this is crazy!! is it true?"

ildjb replied: "That is funny...."

greeneena replied: "I didnt read it its tooooooooooo long"

htkeyes replied: "ha ha"

Mr. Hendricks replied: "nice"

viagra may have posted before xxx funny or not xxx? In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Myc*xafloppin. Also considered were Myc*xafailin, Myd*xadrupin, Myd*xarizin, D*xafix, and of course, Ibep*kin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a s*iff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on bre*st implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky b**bs and huge er**tions and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Luck Dragon replied: "ha ha ha funny"

cats replied: "Ha Ha! Funny! 10!"

jes replied: "oh, ya, that's funny - lol"

masonicsoundz replied: "good"

Keith S replied: "absolutely hilarious"

Sparkle replied: "haha I like that one. Hilarious. lol"

sallyaboulter replied: "thats what life calls for cos people stress about nibbly bits an jumbo jugs bein unfirm.hey god made me this way rekon he shopuld pay for surgery.nah thanks id rather av saggy bits.only op if esential not for fashion or cos everyone else does that makes me individual,belive me god wodnt wana create 2 of me id take over the world and fight for freedom of saggy bits"

Sarah S replied: "What an image I have from reading the last part. Don't think I'll be going near any old people's homes for a while...lol"

angela n replied: "thats a new one to me-its funny"

Sexythang :] replied: "meh"

Black replied: "funny lol"

Raindrops replied: "Yeah very good and funny. Another star lol"

Nova replied: "striking! can't remember this one to been posted before... thanx for the smile"

skybluecarp replied: "might need to top up for our honeymoon, pmsl starred"

Do you care? replied: "read that one, but it is still funny!"

fossi replied: "hahaha that's soooo funny..."

Generic Name for Viagra??? In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

sellasell replied: "ok i cant stop laughing thank you"

Just For U replied: "Sildenafil citrate, sold under the names Viagra, Revatio u told other things."

Ashley replied: "mmm, very good. You got served by the answer above me... lol Ashley"

Altaee B replied: "You are right, you have taken this text from Nursenet archives and its link is: To my knowledge its generic name was Sildenafil citrate but it might be the joke of the day as in the following link: "

Harmony replied: "I think that is the funniest Viagra joke I have ever heard. :)"

Why are our pharmaceutical corporations such a joke? In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Franz Karl replied: "thanks it was funny"

rabble rouser replied: "LOL... This is a funny take on a serious matter... I think if we vote democrat, the healthcare industry in general will have to wake up to some responsibility. PS - I love your new screen name... you are among friends."

First L replied: "That's the so-called good ol' USA for ya!"

Archer replied: "very funny..but I would not surprised if it all came true one day. Drug companies aren't dumb. They make most of their money inventing boutique drugs that can be a commercial hit (like Rogain) and have a mass market appeal (Viagra) but will not under any circumstances develop drugs for rare but deadly diseases...why?..not profitable enough. And if that's not bad enough they develop a medication then invent a disease (restless leg syndrome) that the drug can cure. Never mind that RLS could be a symptom of many basic illnesses like diabetes."

abenezerscroogexxx replied: "we have some of the finest pharmaceutical corporations in the world, and that is no joke."

For Muslims or anybody who knows about the subject: Are any of these considered Haram? -Getting high by accident with a lot of pills like Advil or Tylenol -Getting high by choking. -Viagra -Anesthesia -Shrooms

I Dont Have a Name 0_o replied: "Getting High at all is Haram. Anesthesia is fine if you are having a medical procedure, using for a high is not. Viagra isn't."

Peace (SFCU) CFL replied: "Anything that intentionally alters your mind and takes it away from God is haram. If it is an accident then no, bc it was not intentional neither is taking pain meds strictly for pain. So, advil, tylenol, viagra (doesn't alter mental state), and anesthesia (for surgical purposes) are fine. I don't know that there is any actual medical benefit to shrooms that can't be attained by regular medications so I would assume this one is."

abishr replied: "1- no ( by accident) then it is not 2- it is haram ( wrong purpose) 3- not haram 4- not haram 5-it is haram and allah knows best"

Dolores G. Llamas replied: "<= former Christian theist, have studied Islam in depth 1) Yes, this is haram. There is no accident in this situation, because you can't get high off of these meds without it being intentional. If you take 3 or 4 of them, this does not get you high. If you're taking 8 or 9, you KNOW it's harmful, potentially deadly. 2) If it's unintentional and the choking really is an accident, then there is nothing haram. I say "if it's unintentional" because some people enjoy choking as part of sex. In that case, it would be haram. 3) Erectile dysfunction is a medical condition, so it's fine. 4) Of course anesthesia is not haram, unless you're using it intentionally just to get high, in which case it is haram. 5) Culinary shrooms are fine, hallucinogenic shrooms are haram. Anything used intentionally to get high is haram, even if it seems "natural" or "harmless" like choking, shrooms, weed, hash, aspirin, etc."

Bill M replied: "as long as it wasent intentional or medical probs viagra only if u want kids and shrooms yes if pusrpose is to get high"

Joke for your morning. Do you have a joke today? Subject: New Medications In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

catmaria1991 replied: "how long did it take you to write all this? anyway i can't read it all, it's too long... i hope you get answers from someone else... bye!"

boo's mom replied: "Q: Why don't blind people sky dive? A: Because it scares the dog too much."

togs replied: "i like it very funny. give us another one."

metallica_rocks0122 replied: "Pretty good, made me laugh. Thanks,."

Lovely replied: "that was funny"

Here we go again Rate this Joke 1 to 10? In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one

Rob M replied: "i'll rate it as OLD"

badbax replied: "lame"

g'day replied: "5"

Sajis replied: "8"

alexajbully replied: "I got this one in an email a few weeks ago...and it's still funny. I give it an 8."

Brian Reed replied: "Hi! I love jokes, but this one doesn't go on my top-10. But then again, its not that bad, so I'll rate it 6/10."

grace replied: "it doesn't sound like a joke... but anyways i'll give it a 5."

Sandra R replied: "10"

grannywinkie replied: "In my day, we were able to get it on without assistance. What caused the changes that makes a person need drugs to make love? You should have been there when making love was making love."

Need some Help! SERIOUSLY!? Well i just took Viagra cause my bro put it in the advil in our bathroom and now i got a raging well you know and im really hungry and thirsty but my parents have their friends over and there all downstairs and i have been waiting for about 2 hours for them to go to sleep but they won't should i just go down to eat im starving! and what should i say? They are all in the kitchen people and what im suppose to walk around wit ha B-O-N-E-R while my parents and their friends are there NO THANK YOU!

Rain Drop replied: "just eat n say you r hungry thats all..........."

just chill chill just chill replied: "umm its your house put on somegood clothes and go downstarits and eat something!!!!"

Iain D replied: "OOokay. Well go down there and go straight for the pantry"

LawdyDawdy replied: "HIDE IT! Havent you seen that SNL clip by Justin Timberlake? Put a box over it."

mkm replied: "The situation might have been over now!"

xoxojewel replied: "OMG wow this is a great question. But yeah if you are really hungry, why not. Just go ahead. Go eat!!"

Rajveer replied: "just go nd take something to ea... if any body ask you then said m hungry"

cjmommy08 replied: "Order a pizza. Have them deliver it to your bedroom . lol."

Observer replied: "Are you serious?"

ahmed k replied: "Think of the after effect and the explosion ."

what does pharmacology mean? In pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol is acetaminophen. Aleve is known anaproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix and, of course, ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. is making an announcement today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs, and just a good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount 'N Do.

Snow Bunnie replied: "LMAO! Thats the best thing I've ever heard! I almost choked on my cereal and got milk all over my desk! lol I like the "Ibepokin" name the best! lol 10/10"

Ron replied: "According to the Merriam/Webster dictionary, it means: Main Entry:pharmacology Pronunciation:*f*r-m*-*k*-l*-j* Function:noun Date:circa 1721 1 : the science of drugs including their origin, composition, pharmacokinetics, therapeutic use, and toxicology 2 : the properties and reactions of drugs especially with relation to their therapeutic value pharmacological \-k*-*l*-ji-k*l\ also pharmacologic \-jik\ adjective pharmacologically \-ji-k(*-)l*\ adverb pharmacologist \-*k*-l*-jist\ noun You have quite a knowledge of drugs, I hope this helps. God bless you"

kello replied: "OLD FOOL! That has to be one of the funniest jokes I have heard this year! That was clever. I don't know where you got that but I would just love to give you 100 points for that. Very good. I'm emailing it to everyone I can btw. Thanks for the LMAO and it's only 6am here. I have started my day off right. Please, do not stop submitting these great jokes. btw; I kinda am partial to the "Mount 'N Do", but for the Viagara I would chose mycoxafloppin......LMAO!"

neilhollydood replied: "the science or study of drugs: their preparation and properties and uses and effects :O)"

annie replied: "LWPMP! I have to go chage my outfit now!!!LOL"